Because I'm pretty sure I am
1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [X] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [X] Tried to push open a door that sa